The One About The Groceries

"What you do with
your groceries
is your business..."

Trust me, after watching this video clip,
you will look at baked beans and Marmite
in a very different way...

What on earth has happened to using the good old
whipped cream and chocolate combination?!

"In my days... etc.. etc..."
Not that I would know about these things, of course ;-p

There is a very basic cooking lesson that needs to be
taught to these two: baked beans and Marmite go on... toasts!

There, that told them. :-)

They're probably yuppies anyway
[well, they're singing an opera, aren't they? ;-p ]
so they would take baked beans for granted...

I mean, pay them the minimum wages for a few weeks
and they'll appreciate, and respect, baked beans a bit more.

I know some people like playing with
food while erm... "socialising",
but baked beans and Marmite are
not that sort of food. No, no, no!

I repeat: no, no, no!

Chocolate and whipped cream?
[from what I've been told]
Yeeeesss!!!!

Baked beans and Marmite?
No!!!!

Plus, you're taking a big risk with Marmite:
What if your playmate is a Marmite hater?

They'll definitely leave in a hurry and never answer
your phone calls after that.

They might even leave the country just to be sure
you're not going to find them and bring a jar of
Marmite to their place! ;-p